What can I say?
First off, I don’t understand why our tax money is paying someone to walk around and pester students for their trash. NO! I do NOT want to throw out my uneaten piece of pizza! And no, I am not finished with this un-peeled banana!
For goodness sake, if we are trying to run a charity by giving elderly addicts monotonous jobs, I would much rather have the trash lady waiting to open the seemingly always locked senior lot doors.
If we have to proceed to the trash can to deposit our tray anyways, we don’t need the added ‘convenience’ of a dedicated trash lady. Also, there is nothing worse than hearing about the sexual experiences of a old, dirty trash lady while eating… or ever!
If we set a precedent that the school can spare a janitor to fulfill a useless role, we should have squeaky clean hallways, classrooms and, most importantly, bathrooms. Since we have none of the aforementioned 3 ‘luxuries,’ I motion to remove the Trash Lady.
Who’s with me?