New plane policy

According to Yahoo.com, airlines across the nation are adopting a new policy. Since there are now planes for babies they thought hey, why not make other areas specific to planes…

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Now many of you may know masturbating on an airplane is frowned upon, however not illegal. Now again, according to Yahoo, airlines are reserving the back of airplanes for those who want handjobs! Can you believe it?! HANDJOBS! I’d say it’s a better use of a back of a plane than for babies. However you must provide your own lube. Oliver, you’ll be set with all your camp paraphernalia.

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By foodvulture13 Posted in News

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