As many of you may know, this Saturday marks the date of the first (annual?) 5th Quarter Dance. Hosted by marketing students, this dance is sure to be a success. What’s more, the dance will be DJed by your own DrinkThaKoolAid and JoeBabyMama.
In honor of the surly successful dance, I decided to create a list of Do’s and Don’ts at the dance. The list is below.
DO Cut a rug (multiple preferably) The Jonny Bravo Run a mid-dance tip drill Walk the dog The stanky legg DON’T Wear any clothes Request any Soulja Boy (One song is enough) Exit the dance WITHOUT massive pit sweat Jizz in your pants Feel restricted by girlfriends Do the cat daddy
In addition, I included a list of songs that will not be played. Most of the following are for obvious reasons but, if you wondered about any of them, they are probably by Lil B or 50 Cent.
Candy Shop All That Jizz Wonton Soup Shots Window Shopper Bill Belemy Never Gonna Give You Up F*** Tha Police Pretty Boy Donk Play The Game Juicy 😉 Why We Rape Baby By Me Based Fat Bitch F*** You Hate It Or Love It (G-Unit Version) Lick It Off Wasted
As long as you follow the advice listed above, you are sure to have a great, fun dance. I look forward to seeing you there.