The day of December 17, 2011 will forever live in infamy…
On this horrendous day, our greatest leader Kim Jong-il passed away from “overwork”, ending a glorious life after “dedicating his life to his people”, North Korean TV reports. Great leader died on a train ride, presumably on his way back from feeding the needy, though very few are needy in glorious North Korea.
Kim will be forever remembered not only for his selflessness, but also for the 6 operas he penned and shooting 38 under par in his first time golfing. This brilliant, petite, man who North Korean press reported as having set worldwide fashion trends with his stylish and modest looking suits will truly have an equal.
May the Great Leader look down on this post and smile,
a glum Chachi