The moment we have all been waiting for gents.
It is no secrete that when fall rolls around there are some great things that come with it. Lets take a look at all the great stuff we get with fall.
Husker Football- oh the beloved sport. I am proud to say that I am now a Husker and it will mean a who lot more to me now that I am truly a part of the Nation. Along with husker football games comes crazy fucking tailgates. I am expecting nothing less then being really fucked up every single game. Home and away. There is a great chance that I don’t last a whole game or even make it to the game. And i am fine with that. GBR.
NFL/Fantasy- I am looking forward the the shit talking, bullshitting, and David Marshall being a total bastard and having to take the ACT this winter. I am glad you fuckers decided to add me to the league this year. Thanks for the original invite you dirty-bearded baconshovelers. Aaron Rodgers is about to shit all over you guys.
The League- One of the funniest shows in all of television will be returning this fall along with Taco and his Three Penis Wine. The crew’s shenanigans and nonsense will surely bring a laugh to myself and hopefully all of you Pan-Dicked Nipplesacks.
The weather- There is nothing like fall weather 🙂
Thanksgiving- The best holiday behind half Christmas! Where the food is great but the football is better!! Is there anything better then watching Brandon Lloyd score 5 touch downs and enjoy a nice piece of pumpkin pie? I think not. Oh and I guess i get to party with all of you droopy-donged shitplugs.
I think its safe to say that it will be a great fall. Have fun at college! Get fucked up for me! and make sure to post some funny or gay (Tommy specifically) stories to Taintit!
Peace jizz-stained cockfaces!