It has been quite some time since I made my post about the Fake Gay Theory. However, over the last few weeks, I have noticed something quite strange that I call my Fake Blind Theory.
For some reason, there are far more blind people in Lincoln than Omaha. It is quite absurd actually. I can expect to see about 2 or 3 every time a take a walk through downtown Lincoln. But after observing these blind people, I have reason to believe that they AREN’T ACTUALLY BLIND. For example, yesterday I saw a blind man make a precise turn right where the door to a store was and walked straight in. How is this possible?!?! Also, today I saw a blind lady walk out of Walgreens, pulled out her blind stick, and proceeded to walk across the street with no hesitation! There are only two ways to explain this: either she is ballsy as fuck, or could clearly see the white walking man sign across the street. There have been several other examples where I have seen blind people do very un-blind things.
Now unlike the Fake Gay Theory, I have yet to come up with a legitimate reason why anyone would want to take upon this Fake Blind lifestyle. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to post a comment.