BROnouncement

I have some very sad new to bring to all of you.  After many years, Jessie and I have decided to break up and take some time apart.  This is a very sad event but hopefully it will be for the better and we will get back together soon.  However, there are some positives that come out of this tragedy….

This summer has the makings to be the most BRO summer that ever lived.  Now, every night is bro night.  Here is a list of things that will happen regularly this summer:

Famous Dave’s

Halo

Drinking Beer

Bro-fishing

Shenanigans

Taking pulls (Tim)

Bronut Stop

Being bros

Iron Chef: Bro Edition

Golden Palace

Water Balloons

and many other bro activities.

I just wanted to inform you of this situation going into the summer so you all can get excited over the last couple weeks of school. Feel free to comment on any other BRO activities you would like to take part in this summer. Peace Negroes.

Sincerely,

Dat Assassin

 

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4 comments on “BROnouncement

  1. Alex,

    I am sorry to hear about that. Dat shit be hard, mayne. It’s nice to hear you’re coping so well.

    Anyway, I’d just like to say…..water balloon fight in my backyard and pool parties wit tons of sexy bitches!!!

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