2013 Fantasy Football Preseason Power Rankings

As a new fantasy football season is on the horizon, it is time for the first rankings of the season.  While is it difficult to project who will truly be successful this season, these rankings where selected using the average projected points scored from multiple fantasy football websites, including ESPN, rotowire, and whatever the fuck I feel like.  If you have an issue with these rankings, you either are on drugs or know absolutely nothing about fantasy football, both of which, as it turns out, applies to most of you.  Anyways, here we go.

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Alright homos. So its about 2:50 in the morning.  Im eating veggie chips and reading some quite hateful posts about my use of tags in my posts.  Fuck it.  Any way… I am still quite tipsy and I have really wanted to make a drunk posts in the last few days.  I want to tell you all about my adventure tonight. Continue reading