2013 Fantasy Football Preseason Power Rankings

As a new fantasy football season is on the horizon, it is time for the first rankings of the season.  While is it difficult to project who will truly be successful this season, these rankings where selected using the average projected points scored from multiple fantasy football websites, including ESPN, rotowire, and whatever the fuck I feel like.  If you have an issue with these rankings, you either are on drugs or know absolutely nothing about fantasy football, both of which, as it turns out, applies to most of you.  Anyways, here we go.

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Week Four Fantasy Football Projections

As the weekend approaches, another week of fantasy football is set to begin.  League Made for the Streets is going strong and has not let the dysfunctional replacement refs become an excuse for poor results, unlike real NFL players (pussies).  These projections are bold.  Projected scores are italicized.  Week 4 can set the tone for the rest of the season, unless the first two weeks of a team’s season were fucked over by a shitty and non-attentive commissioner.   Continue reading